In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.
In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sundays.
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure…)
In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
In Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
In New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise.
In California it is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
In Athens, Greece, a driver’s license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "un-bathed"
In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm
In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday…
Does anyone know anymore?
Yes, floridian here.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cagesOne may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.tUnmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.is illegal to sell your children.Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.It is illegal to skateboard without a license.When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.It is considered an offense to shower naked.You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.Oral sex is illegal.You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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In the UK a pregnant woman is allowed to relieve herself in a policeman’s helmet
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In Japan a wife is allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her. But she can only do so with her bare hands.
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I’m afraid I dont but I am awarding you a star for such a fascinating piece of information!!
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Somewhere there is a law against beating your wife with anything larger than your thumb.
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Yes, floridian here.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cagesOne may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.tUnmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.is illegal to sell your children.Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.It is illegal to skateboard without a license.When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.It is considered an offense to shower naked.You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.Oral sex is illegal.You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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In York, if you discover a Scotsman, you are required to shoot him with a bow and arrow.
Although the death penalty for murder was abolished in the United Kingdom in the 1960s, it remained for treason and arson in a dockyard until the European Convention on Human Rights was incorporated into English and Scots Law. However, European conventions do not override Royal Charters – these can only be rescinded by the monarch. So the death penalty remains for impersonating a Chelsea Pensioner with intent to draw his pension.
On both counts, take care when you go to fancy dress parties.
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there are a lot of laws on the books that are so out dated that you just have to laugh. Lets look at some that are not funny. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoning
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In Half Moon Bay, Calif. it is illegal to wear a sweat shirt inside out. It is considered a threatening misdemeanor.
In Calif. animals are banned from mating within 1500 ft. of schools or places of worship.
In Calif. it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
In Blythe Calif. a person must own 2 cows to be able to legally wear cowboy boots in public.
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Wow, that is funny!
Was that the work of our 110th Congress? LOL
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You think you have weird ones just a few English ones
it is still legal to shoot a Welshman on thursdays before 12 noon with a longbow. If an Englishman sees a Scotsman in York he must by law shoot him with a longbow.
officially we are still at war with the French from the hundred years war , there has never been a cease fire.
It is still law that an Englishman must practise with his longbow for at least 4 hours a week on pain of death if not carried out. You can buy a toothbrush on Sunday but not toothpaste.
When buying a indentured girl as a servant she must be beaten with a stick only.
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the welsh person one is actually
if you spot a welshman inside the walls of chester after midnight you can shoot him in the back with a bow and arrow
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